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Recently got locked out of my holiday apartment in Cornwall, but thankfully i got a Newquay
 

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The inventor of autocorrect died the other day, his funfair is being held on a sundial.
 
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When I was little I wanted to be a nun, in fact I still dress up as one. I just can’t get out of the habit
 

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My Penis was in the Guinness book of records.
"No way"
Yes, it was.
Until the librarian told me to pull it out.
 
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