Jokes, any will do

[JohnM]

 

[JohnM]

 

[JohnM]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Honeybear71]

 

[Honeybear71]

 

[Honeybear71]

 

[JohnM]

 

[Intrigueme]

How many cocks spoil the brothel?

 

[Stretchit]

 

[Cazz]

 

[ciaran88]

 

[JohnM]

 

[LinusVP]

 

[ciaran88]

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

Donald Trump was asked what it felt like to be shot. He said it was an eerie feeling

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

My girlfriend calls me Usain Bolt in bed, mainly because I take 9.58 seconds to finish too.

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

As Prime Minister my cabinet will consist of several decorative tea pots, china dolls and various models of dogs and cats, and maybe the odd spoon.

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

I was declined a new blue passport because apparently when filling out the section about sex, saying only at Christmas was not the correct answer.

 

[HornyMuscleBoyuk]

Do Pallbearers only work mournings?