Jokes, any will do

[IsabelP]

My girlfriend wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats, but honestly…

I'm not a fan.

 

[IsabelP]

My girlfriend and I share a sense of humour.

Well we have to because she doesn't have one.

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Snoopy05]

I applied for a job at the Echo factory last week .

I haven’t heard back yet ..

 

[BBW1986]

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Mae]

I was offered sex today by an incredibly beautiful 21 year old girl in exchange for advertising a Bathroom cleaner.

Of course I refused as I have strong morals - nearly as strong as Dettol antibacterial bathroom cleaner.

 

[IsabelP]

I was offered sex today by an incredibly beautiful 21 year old girl in exchange for advertising a Bathroom cleaner.

Of course I refused as I have strong morals - nearly as strong as Dettol antibacterial bathroom cleaner.

Omg, u did a funny and it was actually quite funny. Lol.

 

[Mae]

Omg, u did a funny and it was actually quite funny. Lol.

Rude - all my jokes are funny

 

[IsabelP]

Rude - all my jokes are funny

If u say so.

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

@IsabelP @Mae What's red and green and goes up and down?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

@Mae @IsabelP A gooseberry and a strawberry in a lift.

 

[BBW1986]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Firefly]

 

[BBW1986]

View attachment 118934

Saw this recently, it's ace!!!

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]