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After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand.
He embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched, with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.
He said to the husband, "Can you do this?"
The husband said, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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Highly skilled job in the pot-banks in Burslem (honest!)Imagine my face when at the same age my grandfather from stoke on Trent told me he was a sagger makers bottom knocker.
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I found myself behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson.
He had his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, crisps, all sorts of things.
The granddad was saying in a controlled voice, “Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.”
Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say, “It’s okay William.
Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, lad.”
At the checkout the little horror was throwing items out of the shopping cart and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, “William, William, relax matey, don’t get upset.
We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”
Well, I was really impressed, so I went outside to where the grandfather was loading his groceries and the boy into the car.
I said to the Grandad, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there.
I don’t know how you did it!"
"That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay.
William is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”
“Thanks,” said the Granddad, “But I’m William.
That little shit’s name is Kevin."