Jokes, any will do

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

 

[Kris1973]

Funeral costs are so bloody expensive these days... At my mother-in-law's, after paying for the bouncy castle and pony rides, I could barely afford the face-painting!

 

[Kris1973]

Please keep an eye out for elderly neighbours during this cold snap... They'll try to corner you to talk about the weather for hours if you're not careful!

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Adie]

 

[HornyAS]

 

[HornyAS]

 

[HornyAS]

 

[HornyAS]

 

[Adie]

 

[shambles925]

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[Flexi12]

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They've gone right up in my estimation.

 

[Flexi12]

I can instantly tell when someone's got a smutty mind. When I tell them I'm bilingual, they think I'm saying I go down on both men and women. (Well, I know they may have a point, but, really? )

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[Flexi12]

I'm trying out the new whiskey diet. It's working really well - I've lost three days already this week.

 

[Magicminx]