Jokes, any will do

[Bigjugs]

And yep prepare for England jokes overload once a get in ma rhythm lol sorry in advance.. not

 

[Bigal8585]

Good jokes bad jokes all welcome.

During the last weeks snowfalls a guy got hold of his neighbour and said "Your son had a pee in the snow outside my house last night".
"Theirs nothing wrong with that is there?"
"Well he wrote his name in the snow."
"Oh come on we've all done that!"
"Yes but it was in my daughters handwriting!"

I'm funny looking if that helps chick

 

[jonathan876]

What do you call a man that only sleeps with three women at a time?
Humprey

 

[Bigjugs]

Hasta la pasta

 

[HornyAS]

About right....
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Ain’t that the truth pmsl

 

[Adie]

 

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[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

Hilarious

 

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[HornyAS]

A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

 

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[PaulNWUK45]

I came out of Asda just now and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She'd lost all her holiday money she had been saving for months. I felt so sorry for her and I’m sure you would have done the same - I gave her £50.

I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.

 

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