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Prisofdesert

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It's not funny. Not really. I have an arse like a baboon after last night. He had a really big head - loved tight and well, you know - use your imagination. The boudouir was left more like the floor of an abbatoir. Fortunately I had rubber gloves and was good at human biology. I knew where everything fitted.
 

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The Wife said “give me 8” and hurt me”! So I fucked her twice and hit her over the head with the bedside lamp. :p
 
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