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Markkyboy

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Good jokes bad jokes all welcome.

During the last weeks snowfalls a guy got hold of his neighbour and said "Your son had a pee in the snow outside my house last night".
"Theirs nothing wrong with that is there?"
"Well he wrote his name in the snow."
"Oh come on we've all done that!"
"Yes but it was in my daughters handwriting!"
Two flies sitting on a dog turd,one farts and the other says 'do you mind I'm eating my dinner!'
 

Prisofdesert

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I hope there are no Americans on this UK site. All they 'export' around the world is their trash - including themselves. Even during WWII which they would not have got involved in only Japan saw through them. They were over to get the leg over while the wives at home - 'WHAM BAM, THANK YOU MAM !' They are ALL 'trailer trash'. How's that for a good laugh. Dose of the truth through a Trumpet !
 
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