Jokes, any will do

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

Johnny said I think my parents were making coffee last night,why asked Timmy, because I heard my mom screaming at my dad to give her the sugar

 

[Hot4u]

A woman constantly keeps sneezing and goes to see the doctor. She tells him, "Doctor, I constantly keep sneezing, and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The doctor asks, "What are you doing for it?" The woman replies, "Sniffing pepper."

 

[Hot4u]

Hey girl, were you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock !!

 

[Hot4u]

Sex is like snow: you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

 

[Hot4u]

One day little Johnny walked out of his bedroom with his suitcase packed. His dad asked him where he was going and Johnny replied, "Last night I heard you say that you were pulling out and mommy said she was coming too. I didn't want to be left behind!"

 

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[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Odomical]

A builder gets back to the B&B near where hes working, covered in muck, mud and dust.

The landlady meets him at the door.. "Im glad your home theres a bulb gone in the drawing room. Can you change it?" she says

"Sure" says builder, and starts climbing on top of the expensive and beautifully varnished grand piano still with his mucky boots on

"hold on, I'll put some paper on the piano" says the landlady

Builder replies.."Its OK i can reach the bulb without it"

 

[Adie]

A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.
The female cashier says: "You must be single."
The man answers: “Wow, how did you know that?”

Cashier: “Because you’re ugly.”

 

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[Hot4u]

"One sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears. Personally, I think it's bollocks !

 

[Hot4u]