Jokes, any will do

[Hot4u]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Scottishlass07]

 

[Scottishlass07]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[shambles925]

As we end week 2 of the lockdown, I've been thinking about Osama Bin Laden. He was stuck in his house with three wife's for five years. I'm beginning to think he called in the fucking navy seals himself!

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

I put on a lot of weight so I rang up weight watchers, I said ‘it’s an emergency can you send somebody round’, and they said ‘yes we can we’ve got loads of them’.

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Just before lockdown I was going out for dinner with my wife who had a really slinky number on. She looked great going down the stairs .....

 

[GlasgowDoc]

The advantages of easy origami are two fold ......

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

For everyone missing their fitba fix ....hear this at least once a season at half time .....

Have you got a hot pie ?

Yes, no problem.

I’d stand away from the oven then ......