Jokes, any will do

[shambles925]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer ...he wasn’t happy .....

 

[GlasgowDoc]

My grandma was talking about downsizing....so I bought her an urn. ....

 

[Mariposa]

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer ...he wasn’t happy .....

Dear Lord... dad!

 

[ARMYMAN]

Jeremy Corbyn ?

 

[GlasgowDoc]

If I’m American in the kitchen what am I in the bathroom .....

European .....

 

[Fee]

If I’m American in the kitchen what am I in the bathroom .....

European .....

My favourite

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Years ago I supplied Filofaxes to the Mafia..... I was involved in very organised crime .....

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Getting old is depressing....being married in your 60s is like being a member of the National Trust....you get free entry to an old ruin but nobody wants to use it.....

 

[Adie]

Make your own punchline

 

[Adie]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Looking forward to seeing London’s new Mary Poppins themed attraction ....

The London Um diddle um diddle um diddle eye

 

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

Looking forward to seeing London’s new Mary Poppins themed attraction ....

The London Um diddle um diddle um diddle eye

Try saying that drunk

 

[GlasgowDoc]

Always smelled magic as well

 

[Magicminx]

Always smelled magic as well

Oi I don't smell lol.

 

[Bigjugs]