Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[Hot4u]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

We weren’t sure whether to get grandma buried or cremated.....so we let her live

 

[shambles925]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Adie]

 

[FilthyDom]

Isn’t it ironic that Kate McCann’s new book, “Maddie” costs about the same as a baby sitter?

 

[Hardguy]

Paddy an Murphy walk-in down the street, an paddy falls down the man hole,

"murph" is itdark down there!!

"Paddy" I don't fucking know I can't fucking seeee

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[Adie]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

My local newspaper ran a pun competition.

I entered ten puns in the hope one of them would win.

Unfortunately no pun in ten did.