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nobby700

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As I got home from work there was a crowd outside my house
and they were looking at a guy who had fallen of his moped
I said excuse me let me through
someone said are you a doctor
I replied no,that's my pizza
 
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nobby700

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a beautiful woman gets on the bus and sits in front of me
After ten minutes i tap her on the shoulder and say excuse me you have some semen on your jacket
She turns round and says it's yogurt I've got young kids
I said no it isn't i don't cum yogurt
 
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