Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[third_born_sun]

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Absolutely brilliant hahahahaha

 

[singleMBucks]

Piece of string walks into a bar...
Barman says: sorry, don't serve string...
So the string walks outside, tangles himself up, and ruffles up his hair... walks back into the bar...
Barman says: Are you a piece of string?
String says: No, I'm a frayed knot !!

 

[third_born_sun]

@Bigjugs @Scottishlass07

 

[singleMBucks]

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@Bigjugs @Scottishlass07

Billy Connolly, and Firefly's mum both said, reportedly numerous times... "There's no such thing as bad weather... only the wrong clothes ! "

 

[Adie]

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[Firefly]

Billy Connolly said... "There's no such thing as bad weather... only the wrong clothes ! "

Is that where that comes from? My mother has said it every single day of my life.

 

[Firefly]

 

[Firefly]

 

[Adie]

 

[singleMBucks]

Is that where that comes from? My mother has said it every single day of my life.

Please accept my sincere apology for not checking whom else may have said that phrase in the past. I have edited the original post, and would appreciate your kind approval thereof. I have done this in the true spirit of accuracy, matriarchy, decency and cuppatea! I shall also post a new witticism in your honour at the end of this thread! Regards, smb ;-)

 

[singleMBucks]

For Firefly...

Kind regards, ;-)

 

[shambles925]

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[Bigjugs]

Pmsl

 

[singleMBucks]

 

[Tufty41fUK]

What do you call a Monkey playing with a grenade?

A ba...BOOM!

 

[singleMBucks]