Jokes, any will do

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[Bigjugs]

String vest n a Tennants ❤

 

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A true philosopher.

 

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[HornyAS]

I was in the pub and the very pretty bar maid had a glass eye, as I’m stood there she sneezed and her glass eye flew towards me, luckily I caught it and gave it back discreetly she was so pleased she said let’s go for some food and a drink my treat I said fine then she took me back to hers and we had the best sex ever, in the morning she even made me breakfast, I said wow what an amazing woman you are do you do this for all the men you meet? She said no you just happened to catch my eye

 

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Pretty sure this already happens.