Jokes, any will do

[Adie]

 

[SamHughes]

Despite losing her sight, my neighbour is still working as a prostitute.

You have to hand it to her.

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Nylotron]

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Now that is funny.

 

[SamHughes]

I was planning to meet my biological dad today, but he pulled out at the last minute...

 

[Prisofdesert]

Couldn'tfind the one I waned. But she is good at this.

'Let the dog see the rabbit......'

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Adie]

 

[SamHughes]

What do vaginas and tarpaulin roofs have in common? If you don't keep them nailed, they end up all over the street.

 

[Bigjugs]

What do vaginas and tarpaulin roofs have in common? If you don't keep them nailed, they end up all over the street.

Now that made me Laugh !!!!

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Bigjugs]

Built a dalek snowman... which is now melting..

 

[Nylotron]

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Perfect.

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Prisofdesert]

Anyone wanna walk into the White House with me and DEMAND a F'ING RECOUNT. Trump has 768 pubic hairs on his head not ten million ! Then we can sit down with Ms Pelosi whom I like - cause she is 80 and takes no shit. Have a cuppa and a chinwag about how the fuck to get off this planet.