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JohnM

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Wardrobe malfunction. Yup. That sucks.
Funny how in the moment you think something is sexy/erotic only for the wardrobe malfunction,as you perfectly put it, bursts the bubble. Other disappointment was painful erections for about 2 weeks, which is an issue when your early 20s horny….
 

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Funny how in the moment you think something is sexy/erotic only for the wardrobe malfunction,as you perfectly put it, bursts the bubble. Other disappointment was painful erections for about 2 weeks, which is an issue when your early 20s horny….
What did you do? just push through the pain?
 

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Share a story about some epic flirting you've engaged in.
 

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Married men, do you enjoy flirting then pulling the "sorry I am taken " card?
 

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question: do you tend to think about a specific person when masturbating, or just an ideal person?
Always a specific person, often the woman i've just been chatting to or someone i've fancied over the years
 
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Question: Men, what expectations did you have when you signed up to ukchat?
Have your expectations been met or not?
Seriously I wasn’t feeling too so good. And it was making me miserable so I joined expecting to meet someone to chat to to take my mind off things, What ridiculous fucking thoughts lol. That was never going to happen so I ended up across the road in wetherspoons and met a lovely lady called Becky :p I spent most early mornings having breakfast with her in the pub blah blah blah blah and I was soon back on my feet ;)
 
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GrumpyOldishMan

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Question: Men, what expectations did you have when you signed up to ukchat?
Have your expectations been met or not?
Joined maybe 6 weeks ago now.

Having used similar sites in the past (a good few years ago) I found exactly what I expected in the chatrooms;

A small aggressive clique of 'regs' all constantly competing to show how cool/funny/clever they are - truly believing it's all about them despite obvious evidence to the contrary :- eg, if there are 200 chatters in naughty, there will typically be a dozen desperately competing for attention in the main room, while the other 180+ happily chat among themselves.




The Forums have been a massive, pleasant suprise. I've thoroughly enjoyed browsing through the various threads, particularly the music and book related threads. Also random other threads, often actually laughing out loud at some of the wittier posts (not to be confused with the generic 'lol').

Yesterday, I happened across the castration thread - obviously a load of old tosh, but at times entertaining - there was one post, suggesting 2 bricks as an efficient method of castration which actually made me guffaw out loud (startling my poor cat). :eek:
 

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question: do you tend to think about a specific person when masturbating, or just an ideal person?
Had a fascinating conversation on just this subject with a 1-time hook-up a few years back .....


(For me) always a specific person at the point of climax, however up until that point, inspiration can be and usually is drawn from many varied sources.

Also, when smitten, it is always that person on my mind at the crucial moment.


I'm sure we're all different.
 
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I have a question….

Why do men (or at least some men) think the first message a woman wants to receive from you in the chat room is a picture of your cock?
 

JohnM

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I have a question….

Why do men (or at least some men) think the first message a woman wants to receive from you in the chat room is a picture of your cock?
That’s assuming it’s actually a picture of their own of course.
 
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