Ask a silly question

[Firefly]

You should probably ask Google. Or maybe YouTube.

And I recommend turning on safe search before asking.

Do goldfish make friends?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Constantly. Everyone is new to them even when they've met before

Can animals be allergic to humans?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

My given name was/is Richard: I've been Ricky, Rick, Dicky, Dicken, and Dicus, When younger Dick was most common, but now it's mostly Richard; been Rich momentarily (soon spent it) and even mistakenly described as Hard, an obvious misnomer.

Just saying.

So what's in a name?

 

[Firefly]

I am sure Humpty would have something clear and onvenient to say about names...

Should there be rules that stop parents from spelling names wrong...Chris with a y, John without an H, Keith with an x...

 

[Intrigueme]

Yes have they never read the Bounty baby pack booklet of names given as a gift to mothers? If not would 20 years be lenient?

 

[Intrigueme]

Yes have they never read the Bounty baby pack booklet of names given as a gift to mothers? If not would 20 years be lenient?

 

[Carollo]

Some parents do indeed deserve a prison sentence for the names they give babies. I lived in the USA for 20 years and it’s not uncommon for parents to make names up, some sound like parts of a nuclear reactor.

Would you laugh if you were told a babies name was Clive?

 

[Firefly]

I would love Clive forever and for always. I have literally already imprinted on this imaginary baby named Clive. I just want to protect it and keep it safe and raise it to be as strong and healthy Clive that can bring all the good that Clives have been known to bring to the world. Tweed hat and cardigan and all.

Can you get me some pop rock ice cream?

 

[Carollo]

So pleased baby Clive is going to be cherished, he knows not what mockery he will face in the future being bullied by the likes of Tyrone and the rest!

I’m not sure about pop rock, I’m more heavy rock….do you like it hard?

 

[Firefly]

I like @bigmerla play RATM on the baby xylophone

Do you think Rage should take her on tour?

 

[Intrigueme]

Only if they come out of administration and you buy them for £1 or $
If I change my name to Clive @Firefly @Carollo @JessYorks I have the adoption papers here any chance?

 

[Firefly]

Are you small, awkward with big dewy eyes and a tweed hat? Because that would be a done deal.

Should all children be adopted?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Three out of four's not bad.

Are the big dewy eyes essential?

 

[Firefly]

Crusty weeping eyes are also acceptable.

What are your top tips around returning an unwanted adoption?

 

[Carollo]

I think you’ll need to ask your local council, they may have unadapted roads in your area therefore may have some experience in the matter.

Should I take a spare can of petrol when I head off in my camper van next week or is that too sensible an approach to adopt when hitting the open road on adventure?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Possibly : is it petrol or diesel, or ex-military multi-fuel?

 

[Carollo]

E5 petrol because it’s a 40 year old VW.

Is it best I cover the windows at night before getting undressed or will it be ok to assume everyone else has curtains?

 

[QEDdie]

Sorry if this has been done before, but saw it on another site and it looked fun.

It goes along the lines someone might ask:

Why’s it called a blow job and not a suck job…?

Then the next person gives their answer to that, the funnier the better!

And begin!

For men that still have foreskin, blow up the balloon, such it up, suppose the blow came first, hence got the name, let's be honest the blowsuck job just doesn't work, understand the confusion for circumcised men

 

[Firefly]

E5 petrol because it’s a 40 year old VW.

Is it best I cover the windows at night before getting undressed or will it be ok to assume everyone else has curtains?

I mean I assume everyone else has curtains... and if they're nosy buggers well that's their own problem.


should curtains be changed seasonally?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

If curtains were horizontal would they still be curtains?