Ask a silly question

[johnny85]

Well with a verb being a doing word it would be translate to being non stop and getting things done. But that might me more the neuro divergence in me.

Question: how many roads do you drive down to get to work?

 

[Firefly]

zero. I bike.

Question: do you write on walls in public spaces?

 

[johnny85]

Nope,

Question: if you were a bird what would you be and why?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Hummingbird.. cause who doesn't want to spend all day eating sweet things.

Question. What was the last thing that made you belly laugh?

 

[Firefly]

Talking with my sister about the injustice of motherhood and about how we wish there had been internet when our mum was mumming because her content would have been vicious.

Question: why are my goldfish staring at me?

 

[Chump1]

Thong Thursday
Do chickens know we make jokes about them crossing the road?

 

[johnny85]

Yes! That’s why they stare at us to!

Question: why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Firefly]

Same reason I cross the road, probably just following some cock.

Question: if you get caught out without an umbrella do you just get soaked or do you wait?

 

[johnny85]

Just get soaked, I mostly find myself without an umbrella…..ella…..ella

Question: have you ever made love in the rain?

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

My first ever sexual experience took place in the rain - I'd be somewhat hesitant to describe it as 'making love' (unless a hand job in exchange for sharing my chips counts).


Can a poncho ever be stylish?

 

[Firefly]

that might be the greatest piece of literature i have ever read.

a hand job
in the rain
for some chips.

Your constrained use of language forces the reader to do all the work to imagine the scene. The agreement. The rain soaked bangs. The other walking off after. A fistful of chips tasting of rain and newsprint probably. Incredible.

Thread: Ponchos are the apex of style, convenience and sheer bloodyheadedness. Can't wait, gotta go out in the rain now. That is style, refusing to let the weather dampen your day. Like the antagonist of your own tale.

question: Is it rude to tell someone, that's enough dic pics, after having accepted them for an extended period of time?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Probably not, but not in the habit of sending dic pics (have accidentally) so just a minority opinion

When does the silent majority make its collective voice heard?

 

[Firefly]

Tuesdays. On Tuesdays.

We want fewer tuesdays.

question: Would you rather watch rugby or eat pussy?

 

[Foreigner69]

I never watch rugby... X

Question: what's the color of the air?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Air coloured of course. (Though when I was a kid I used to imagine a world where people's farts were jazzy colours)

Question: why whenever I want to look at my best do I usually look a sweaty mess?

 

[Firefly]

Is it because you're best is when you're playing rugby?

Question: can you draw me a map?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Yes, I can draw you a map, though I wouldn't be able to guarantee any treasure.

Are you disappointed that modern day pirates have lost the glamour that they used to have in the swashbuckling days of old?

 

[Firefly]

I find I'm still pretty good at romanticizing even modern day Pirates. And besides pirates of days of old were siphalitic assholes for the most part.


Question: do you like sashimi?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Yes I do, I love it.

Question: Do you like people who's fingers smell of fish?

 

[johnny85]

I’ve got nothing against them, I guess it would depend on the reason though!

Question: Do you prefer open fires or log burners?