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[Firefly]

Fingers for toes of course. Can you imagine the "Sexy Feet" thread...

Question: Speaking of odd body parts, would you go for legs that are five times longer or fingers that are 5 times longer?

 

[johnny85]

Haha tricky one! If your legs were then imagine the high jump and running records you’d achieve! But then 5 times longer fingers imagine the poking you could do….

I’m saying fingers lol.

Question: what food would you pick to eat if you could only pick one for the rest of your days?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Would they not be a little bit too pointy?

Would you prefer to know everything that was going to happen but have nobody believe you. Or to know nothing?

 

[Firefly]

@JessYorks this is actually serious inquiry worthy of Investigation, the pleasure potential of the common Garden okra... I smell a science experiment. and okra is awesome because it's way more lubricating even than cucumber and like cucumber much lower in sugar content than carrots...excellent question my friend, yes excellent.

@YorkshireGent I'm satisfied with nobody believing me. I know nothing now, and basically nobody believes me now anyway so...

Question: which is worse slugs or cockroaches in your kitchen?

 

[Foreigner69]

I have a plague of slugs from time to time but treat them with salt mwahahaha

Q: On the table or on the chair?

 

[YorkshireGent]

Totally.. where else do you get to eat something with a texture like that?

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts. What are you? Weak, or Strong?

 

[Firefly]

This is a profound question.

But come to think of it if you punch your own self in the face it's probably signs of a neurological disorder like Parkinson's and you should go and see a doctor.

Question: what is something there father taught you? (Wrong answers only)

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

How to scrape in white metal bearings using an old broken scraper ring whilst lying underneath the vehicle in the pouring rain.

Does anybody really know or care what white metal bearings are these days?

 

[Firefly]

Yes and nope.

Do you prefer brevity?

 

[JohnM]

Y

Can a pert nipple actually take your eye out?

 

[johnny85]

If it’s hard enough or long enough I’d say yes!

Question: is semen actually good for the skin?

 

[Foreigner69]

I heard that it is. Heard about women who was paying man to cum and she used it on her face but he had to keep strictly diet.

Q: To swallow or not to swallow? (I think it's more to ladies x)

 

[Firefly]

Both routes are valid. All roads lead to Rome as they say.
Unless we are talking about chocolate. In which case, what sort of maniac takes chocolate into their mouths, lets it get warm and gooey and then spits in out again.

Question: Do you do any sort of skin care?

 

[Firefly]

Probably

Do you think they sell cum for skin care in vending machines in Japan?

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

*googles potential new income source*


Do you think they pay by the fluid ounce or load?

 

[Firefly]

As far as I know there is a complex system of quality requirements such as bulk density, intrinsic viscosity, moisture content with a grading system for various different products that the raw materials are used in.

Do you donate bodily fluids?

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

As far as I know there is a complex system of quality requirements such as bulk density, intrinsic viscosity, moisture content with a grading system for various different products that the raw materials are used in.

That's Grumpy fucked then - back to completing the PIP forms for my in-growing toe-nail.


Thread;

Might as well if I can't sell 'em.


Might there be a market for toe-nail clippings?

 

[johnny85]

I think the bodily fluids would be a better source of income over toenail clippings!

Would you ever sell a kidney? And if so how much would you want for it?

 

[Firefly]

Yes. I don't know how much I would sell it for. I hope whoever wants my kidney also wants to pay a lot of money for it though, but at the same time I hope he's not some kind of like weird kidney collector who wants to put it on a glass jar and keep it on the shelf because I mean he could at least have waited for me to die and then just taking my dead kidney because I didn't need it anymore... now that I've had a little more time to think about it I'm not sure that I would sell.

Should Ducks drink more coffee?

 

[HardAnal]

Little known fact. Ducks love to drink. They drink about a litre a day. However, Mr Duck does not like drinking coffee. Coffee contains methylxanthine which is very dangerous for his kind. He tried tea too but he was sick from that as well. These days, Mr Duck limits himself to water, Sprite and the occasional can of Tango. If it's really cold, he's quite partial to a hot chocolate, with cream and marshmallows.

What IS the airspeed velocity of a Swallow?