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Short form train to London early doors stood two hours for the laughingly ridiculous price £150 same on the way back and late so entitled to the square root of bugger all compensation.

Think calm thoughts appreciate how difficult it must be to plan and manage a timetable and rolling stock engineered when British rail was privatised to such success. Bet they employ many many project managers for it to be this xxxxing useless. So some good employment news. Any rumours on New Years honours list for services to ripping customers off and taking the piss.

I may have said fuck btw
 
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I woke up around 4/5 am hearing chanting but not clearly enough to know what they are saying, wondering what the fuck is going on so early.. thinking about opening the window and shouting shut the fuck up but didn’t want to disturb the neighbours..

I go outside earlier and police are everywhere assessing the situation.

‘Free Palestine’ protesters broke into an office block/warehouse which used to be involved with medical/pharmaceuticals, now currently not in use. It’s directly behind my house where I live. Smashed most of the windows, made and absolute mess of everything that was left inside the building outside of the building, spray painted the walls and hung up loads of flags from the second floor..

Great work, freeing no one from nothing.
 
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Recently, I have become more and more aware that I really appreciate having my pussy licked. But I've been inhibited until I met a guy who worshiped my rather plump/lush/full lips. (Writing this actually makes me blush)
Yesterday I saw pornhub with women using a pussy licking toy. So now the hunt is on for the perfect toy.
 
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After two pints of pimms and lemonade got the hiccups. Might have been the lemonade talking but decided to drink a glass of water upside down
Well spilled the water,broke the glass cut myself.
Still got the fing hiccups
Any other cures
 
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Body clock still set for 5:30 but taken the day off and could have slept in.
 
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While on long walks I pass many woman walking there dogs, there dogs always want to come up and say hello.. so much so the dogs don’t listen to their owners then they have to get dragged away.. yesterday I was on a walk through a local woodland and a little ahead of me a dog walker was coming towards me in the distance, I noticed she saw me and decided to take a left turn but the dog was curious and stood still while she was walking off and the lead was just stretching out.. she then comes back and decides to walk the way towards me until I pass and the dog is saying hello, I said hello and gave the dog a pat on the head and the woman just drags the dog away.

Don’t woman usually say something along the lines of ‘if my dog likes you, I’ll like you’ there may have been a ‘just not you’ missing on the end of it.

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Just got back from work, getting into bed as I have to be up early for work, and I can hear the alarm from the building that the ‘free Palestine’ protestors broke into the other week.

No sleep for me.
 
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Argh thats terrible! God how annoying, hope some coffee will keep you going. x
 
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Koala said:
Argh thats terrible! God how annoying, hope some coffee will keep you going. x
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Although I can’t remember what time it was, somehow I managed to drift off. Woke up before my alarm too haha. A very strong coffee at midday will help. x
 
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Just scored at death halftime to take the lead by one point. Yeah. Can nip for a comfort break phew
 
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I just walked outside to put something in the bin and my neighbours overhanging bush got caught in my top knot and I didn't realise and it gorotted me lol
 
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Amelia24 said:
Waking up far too early …in fact earlier than I would on a weekday fuck fuck fuck lol
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It was 3am for me, I was having such a nice dream as well. Literally just about to tongue flick a clit and something woke me up. Still drunk from last night with a raging hard on. Fick.
 
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