What made you say f*** today?

[Blueboy807]

@KinkyDesire

 

[KinkyDesire]

@KinkyDesire

In a good way, I hope

 

[JohnM]

In a good way, I hope

You definitely make guys say f**k in the right way, I cannot honestly say all the thoughts are good though ….

 

[Blueboy807]

In a good way, I hope

Always

 

[KinkyDesire]

You definitely make guys say f**k in the right way, I cannot honestly say all the thoughts are good though ….

haha why thank you

 

[KinkyDesire]

Always

Good

 

[Firefly]

You sure it’s the same goldfis









No it's just like Michael Jackson first he was black then he was like half black then he was not black at all.







And as for the fin, I watched it getting worse and worse and thinking poor Michael's going to die and then he didn't and now his friend is getting bigger again which is like totally f***** up

 

[Firefly]

Why do you do that phone? what the fuck!

 

[Firefly]

Realizing that a Saturday off work means a Saturday I have to take care of small people who don't know how to keep themselves alive.



Fuck!

 

[Firefly]

Realizing that someone left the headlights on.
Fuck.

Guess we are cycling today.

 

[TheOneEyedDodo]

Realising I’ve just done a 17 hour shift and none of my bosses give a………

 

[Kris1973]

Watching 1 of our 2nd year trainee welders do a job better than a 20 year experienced welder. Fuck need to keep her when she qualifies

 

[Foreigner69]

My alarm clock at 5am...

 

[Bullseye57]

Getting back onto this site via mobile after 4 mths away...fucking passwords, fucking phone. Grrrr...fuck. Lol.

 

[Firefly]

Getting back onto this site via mobile after 4 mths away...fucking passwords, fucking phone. Grrrr...fuck. Lol.

welcome back

 

[ukhorneyman]

Realised when I woke up I was not balls deep in megan markles ass but a male work friend has my hard dick in his mouth after working late and crashing at his. I wake with rock hard most mornings so he seen it bulging my boxer shorts and couldn't resist a huge dick in his flat. I woke and realised it was him but let him finish and came in mouth.

 

[Kris1973]

Getting my roof rack caught on a low branch and ripping it of along with one of the roof bars, expensive fuck

 

[shambles925]

The idiot that I’m having to work with today. Have only said fuck under my breath so far, but I can guarantee it’ll be said loudly before the end of the day

 

[Kris1973]

When a delivery driver drops 4 acetylene bottles from the back of a lorry because he's in a hurry. Fire drills paid of. Fucking knob.

 

[TravellingBlue]

Getting up in the middle of the night and forgettind i had knackered my ankle yesterday!