Household objects as toys

[Emeris]

Wine bottle....

Does the wine still taste good after ?

 

[Maaa]

Does the wine still taste good after ?

Better, especially with my cum dripping in it

 

[Shyredbeard]

I would drink it up

 

[Maaa]

I would drink it up

I would let you

 

[Shyredbeard]

And make sure I got any you might've spilt on yourself

 

[DirtyOldBastard]

Wine bottle....

You have to be a little careful though, as there have been some A&E admissions where due to warming and cooling air creating a vacuum and getting the bottle stuck...

Unless you didn't mean using it like that!

You can use a chilled bottle for rolling pastry

 

[Maaa]

Good job I'm an expert then!

 

[Shyredbeard]

Done with the wine, what's for dessert

 

[Maaa]

Done with the wine, what's for dessert

Why don't you tell me!

 

[Silverfox101]

Anything in the fridge? Cucumber, courgette or a leak can be fun

 

[Odomical]

Ice on nipples too, sliding it down your tummy as it melts

 

[Adie]

lots if people have used an item they found in their house in place of a sex toy, precautions should still be taken. Avoiding fruits/vegetables and making sure these household items are clean and free from germs.

A safe option for single fun is probably your pillow. I'm referring more to it being used for humping, as pillows don't make very good penetrative devices.