Jokes, any will do

[Mae]

Me lol

 

[Adie]

 

[Mae]

Why didn’t Barbie get pregnant- Ken came in a different box

 

[BBW1986]

Been on a few dates now with my new guy. We usually just go out for a meal. But tonight we're gonna stop in and watch a film. So our dating history by tomorrow will be, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, Batman.

 

[Adie]

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Is life like a pubic hair on a toilet we all get pissed off eventually?

 

[IsabelP]

A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

 

[IsabelP]

I lost three fingers on my right hand, so
l asked my doctor if I would still be able
to write with it.

He said: "Maybe, but I wouldn't count
On it."

 

[IsabelP]

I bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday.

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door.

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

 

[Cazz]

 

[Mae]

Her - Do you know who I am

Me - No why have you forgotten

 

[Mae]

I love sleeping- it’s like being dead without the commitment

 

[IsabelP]

I went on a positive thinking course.

It was shit........knew it would be.

 

[IsabelP]

I'll tell you what really boils my piss.....

Hotel room kettles

 

[Deleted member 77355]

I'll tell you what really boils my piss.....

Hotel room kettles

Think I may have used the room straight after you tea had a strange taste

 

[IsabelP]

Think I may have used the room straight after you tea had a strange taste

Haha. It's a possibility. x

 

[Snoopy05]

 

[Mae]

Fair enough

Deleted mine you should do the same

 

[dicusdiminutivus]