Jokes, any will do

[Hedgehog380]

 

[Bigjugs]

To be fair I don't have this problem, I'm on my own

Ohh nice one ... non-interrupted premium pornhub xxx

 

[Hedgehog380]

Ohh nice one ... non-interrupted premium pornhub xxx

I mean I do have other things to be doing . . .

But yes that comes up fairly often

Usually after a few certain individuals make some sort of contribution here

 

[Hedgehog380]

 

[Bigjugs]

I mean I do have other things to be doing . . .

But yes that comes up fairly often

Usually after a few certain individuals make some sort of contribution here

Lol ..... I like making deposits to the wank bank xx

 

[Bigjugs]

 

[Hedgehog380]

Lol ..... I like making deposits to the wank bank xx

It's a shame I can't assist - both because of lockdown, and also because then technically it would be something else

 

[Hedgehog380]

 

[Bigjugs]

It's a shame I can't assist - both because of lockdown, and also because then technically it would be something else

Hehehehe indeed that would make it something else .....

 

[Hedgehog380]

Hehehehe indeed that would make it something else .....

But that's not necessarily such a bad thing . . .

 

[shambles925]

 

[GlasgowDoc]

 

[Hedgehog380]

 

[shambles925]

 

[Hot4u]

Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
She kept sitting on Pinocchio’s face, and moaning, “Lie to me!”

 

[Hot4u]

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration

 

[Hot4u]

What's the ultimate in rejection?

When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

 

[Hot4u]

Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand, plus a dozen donuts.

 

[Hot4u]

How is a woman like a road?

Both have manholes.

 

[Hot4u]

Why are cowgirls bowlegged?

Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.