Worst Sex You’ve Had

[HonestSex]

I think half the time it's from watching too much porn and getting crazy ideas from that.

Yeah your right. Honestly it sounds stupid but the best idea if your unsure is to see how your partner reacts. It's always worked for me. Then experiment from there. Also porn has had a massive impact. Thankfully I don't suffer from this issue not to toot my own horn or anything ladies

 

[Firefly]

Yeah your right. Honestly it sounds stupid but the best idea if your unsure is to see how your partner reacts. It's always worked for me. Then experiment from there. Also porn has had a massive impact. Thankfully I don't suffer from this issue not to toot my own horn or anything ladies

Honesty is a good policy, they say

 

[HonestSex]

Honesty is a good policy, they say

Yeah it really is. It works. It just works

 

[yorkshire72]

Everyone talks about the best sex you’ve had, so what’s the worst?

For me it was an MMF threesome when I was 17. A guy I was sleeping with and his mate, a night of lots of drinking, smoking weed and doing coke (my first experience of it). They also did some ketamine and MDMA. Started talking about threesomes and we all thought fuck it why not. Anyway, one of them couldn’t get past a semi no matter how much i sucked and wanked him off while the other came after about 30 seconds and couldn’t get it up again. Ended up finishing myself off when they left!

I hate non intimate sex if no kissing turns me right off

 

[Enigma47]

I hope the ratio on this thread of women writing about worst sex to men writing is not indicative of the population in general.....if it is (and I have a sneaking suspicion that it is), then I am seriously concerned about my fellow males....

 

[Firefly]

I hope the ratio on this thread of women writing about worst sex to men writing is not indicative of the population in general.....if it is (and I have a sneaking suspicion that it is), then I am seriously concerned about my fellow males....

I absolutely think it just might be.
After this thread started, i started asking men in chat. So far none have come up with a story of "bad" sex. No that might be in part a shame thing, maybe it is harder for a man to admit he didn't enjoy or wasn't satisfied with a sexual encounter. Especially admitting it to a no-face stranger on the internet...It usually becomes a conversation of "is there such a thing as bad sex" which is really interesting. I wonder if men have sex with a very clear idea of where it starts and ends. I wonder if women do to.

For me, good sex requires at least one trembly orgasm and a snuggle. Without those two criteria, basically any sexual encounter is the worst.

what do you think?

 

[HonestSex]

I absolutely think it just might be.
After this thread started, i started asking men in chat. So far none have come up with a story of "bad" sex. No that might be in part a shame thing, maybe it is harder for a man to admit he didn't enjoy or wasn't satisfied with a sexual encounter. Especially admitting it to a no-face stranger on the internet...It usually becomes a conversation of "is there such a thing as bad sex" which is really interesting. I wonder if men have sex with a very clear idea of where it starts and ends. I wonder if women do to.

For me, good sex requires at least one trembly orgasm and a snuggle. Without those two criteria, basically any sexual encounter is the worst.

what do you think?

Yeah honestly I never thought about it. It's one of those thing where I guess I was more focused on the moment and the lass that I never really thought about the possibility of the sex being bad for me. It's strange to think about. Your 100% spot on btw.

 

[Enigma47]

I absolutely think it just might be.
After this thread started, i started asking men in chat. So far none have come up with a story of "bad" sex. No that might be in part a shame thing, maybe it is harder for a man to admit he didn't enjoy or wasn't satisfied with a sexual encounter. Especially admitting it to a no-face stranger on the internet...It usually becomes a conversation of "is there such a thing as bad sex" which is really interesting. I wonder if men have sex with a very clear idea of where it starts and ends. I wonder if women do to.

For me, good sex requires at least one trembly orgasm and a snuggle. Without those two criteria, basically any sexual encounter is the worst.

what do you think?

I think that men and women (in general, this is a bit of a broad brush statement) have different expectations with sex. I think that The reason we don’t get a plethora of ‘bad sex’ stories from the Male populace is that as long as we orgasm it’s not going in the bad-sex box. It might only be ‘OK’ for a variety of reasons but never bad. So that brings us to the real bad sex which is where you’re absolutely correct and we’re ashamed to admit that it’s because we were too drunk, distracted, forgot to take the viagra or the lady in question suddenly saw sense and stopped the whole thing. Hence we never hear about that from the Male side, but of course that makes up the majority of the female bad-sex stories. Quite rightly. For me bad sex is asymmetric, where one side gets much more out of it than the other. Good sex is the cuddles you spoke about (before and after) and a female/ male orgasm ratio of at least 2:1 (not that anyone should count)!

 

[Firefly]

I think that men and women (in general, this is a bit of a broad brush statement) have different expectations with sex. I think that The reason we don’t get a plethora of ‘bad sex’ stories from the Male populace is that as long as we orgasm it’s not going in the bad-sex box. It might only be ‘OK’ for a variety of reasons but never bad. So that brings us to the real bad sex which is where you’re absolutely correct and we’re ashamed to admit that it’s because we were too drunk, distracted, forgot to take the viagra or the lady in question suddenly saw sense and stopped the whole thing. Hence we never hear about that from the Male side, but of course that makes up the majority of the female bad-sex stories. Quite rightly. For me bad sex is asymmetric, where one side gets much more out of it than the other. Good sex is the cuddles you spoke about (before and after) and a female/ male orgasm ratio of at least 2:1 (not that anyone should count)!

were more beautiful words ever written?

 

[HonestSex]

I think that men and women (in general, this is a bit of a broad brush statement) have different expectations with sex. I think that The reason we don’t get a plethora of ‘bad sex’ stories from the Male populace is that as long as we orgasm it’s not going in the bad-sex box. It might only be ‘OK’ for a variety of reasons but never bad. So that brings us to the real bad sex which is where you’re absolutely correct and we’re ashamed to admit that it’s because we were too drunk, distracted, forgot to take the viagra or the lady in question suddenly saw sense and stopped the whole thing. Hence we never hear about that from the Male side, but of course that makes up the majority of the female bad-sex stories. Quite rightly. For me bad sex is asymmetric, where one side gets much more out of it than the other. Good sex is the cuddles you spoke about (before and after) and a female/ male orgasm ratio of at least 2:1 (not that anyone should count)!

Very well said.

 

[Enigma47]

were more beautiful words ever written?

Well thank you very much indeed! (Although I think Byron and Keates would disagree on the relative beauty of the words)....

 

[Mab3l]

A guy I was seeing broke my nose and we had to go to hospital.

 

[CarlHenderson]

A guy I was seeing broke my nose and we had to go to hospital.

Wow… he seriously didn’t understand the term “keep going till she’s breathless…”

 

[Mab3l]

Wow… he seriously didn’t understand the term “keep going till she’s breathless…”

Lol

 

[HonestSex]

A guy I was seeing broke my nose and we had to go to hospital.

Honestly the puns are endless. We could be here for hours. haha. Hopefully you'll fair better in the future.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Lol

Not so funny at the time I suspect… are we to find out how he managed it?

 

[Mab3l]

Not so funny at the time I suspect… are we to find out how he managed it?

He hit my nose. We didn't realise it was broken at first but then it started bleeding and we got a bit worried.

 

[CarlHenderson]

Lol

Not so funny at the time I suspect… are we to find out how he managed it

He hit my nose. We didn't realise it was broken at first but then it started bleeding and we got a bit worried.

thats no so bad, I was imagining too hard a thrust pushed your face into a headboard…

Yeah, I always find the sight of blood during sex a worry… haha

 

[Mab3l]

Not so funny at the time I suspect… are we to find out how he managed it

thats no so bad, I was imagining too hard a thrust pushed your face into a headboard…

Yeah, I always find the sight of blood during sex a worry… haha

Yeah it was a little scary when I saw the blood and it definitely hurt when he hit me but I didn't think anything of it

 

[Stu1973]

Yeah it was a little scary when I saw the blood and it definitely hurt when he hit me but I didn't think anything of it

Takes alsorts here, and there do seem to be some of the women that are into pain (boggles my mind that bit but hey ho) but presumably it was an accident?