Whats something that feels illegal, but actually isn't?

[GLennUK]

Wearing crocs
(FYI love my cock, so comfy lol)

but down the pub?

 

[Firefly]

Comfy cock at the pub.
Totally legal

 

[GLennUK]

Comfy cock at the pub.
Totally legal

put your glasses on, were talking Crocs here duh! Or do you have cock on the brain this morning, again

 

[Adie]

Not sharing your last Rolo

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Not sharing your last Rolo

Meanie

 

[John_John]

Recording Daytime TV and watching it at night.

 

[steh1972]

Getting paid to sleep

 

[John_John]

but down the pub?

I wore red plastic sandals and odd socks down the pub, but admittedly it was the late 70s

 

[Stretchit]

Having a wank with a condom on.

Waste of semen and condoms.

 

[Firefly]

Having a wank with a condom on.

Waste of semen and condoms.

Having to ?

Homework on Sunday

 

[Stretchit]

Having to ?

Homework on Sunday

Pleasuring and shameful I know, thought I’d try it to see what it was like.

Homework on a Sunday, surely not.

 

[SussexGuy47]

Shouting at someone
Who's Just not There..

 

[TashO75]

Shouting at someone
Who's Just not There..

Have you been drinking again Mr Sussex? Or you hallucinating lol x

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

As a supposedly staid and sensible septagenarian, going to the local supermarket(s) and pub(s) wearing just shorts, polo and fisherman sandals.

It just feels good.

 

[Stretchit]

As a supposedly staid and sensible septagenarian, going to the local supermarket(s) and pub(s) wearing just shorts, polo and fisherman sandals.

It just feels good.

I can’t see anything wrong with that

 

[YorkBloke]

Dodging buying a drink when it's in rounds.

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Dodging buying a drink when it's in rounds.

Thought it was only visitors from the rest of the UK (not Scotland perhaps) that bought rounds in Yorkshire.

 

[YorkBloke]

Thought it was only visitors from the rest of the UK (not Scotland perhaps) that bought rounds in Yorkshire.

Haha!! Don't believe everything you hear about Yorkshire folk. (though I wasn't born here).

 

[Chump1]

Taking a bishops finger or two in a pub in Canterbury

 

[Firefly]

tofu, when you aren't a vegan