Whats something that feels illegal, but actually isn't?

[southernguy48]

Sex in Next/River Island changing rooms ?

must try john lewis normally my store of choice x

 

[southernguy48]

mom and stepdaughter porn x

 

[SlickDick46]

Owning a whole warehouse full of rare and expensive classic cars. Some really sexy looking ones showing off in bright colours.

 

[TashO75]

must try john lewis normally my store of choice x

Haha

John Lewis is to posh for me lol but fair play x

 

[Firefly]

Letting a #notmycat into your house for cuddles and then putting it back out and ignoring it.

 

[Firefly]

Getting out of the shower and drying off and forgetting that you need a Wednesday photo. Oops.

 

[JohnM]

Getting out of the shower and drying off and forgetting that you need a Wednesday photo. Oops.

Double shower!

 

[Stretchit]

Having a large bed but no one to share the empty space with.

 

[Stretchit]

Having a large bed but no one to share the empty space with.

This can also go in the ‘what made you say Feck today’ thread. Funny and depressing.

 

[Firefly]

Having a small bed and totally the wrong people who want to share it.

#mumdutyofcaredonrstarttill6am

 

[Stretchit]

Having a small bed and totally the wrong people who want to share it.

#mumdutyofcaredonrstarttill6am

Make room, I’m squeezing in for a snuggle.

 

[Stretchit]

You can put the cold soles of your feet on my back to warm up as punishment? If you’re a sadist and find it fun.

 

[Firefly]

You can put the cold soles of your feet on my back to warm up as punishment? If you’re a sadist and find it fun.

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This is cruel and should be outlawed

 

[southernguy48]

Haha

John Lewis is to posh for me lol but fair play x

well i must try a next changing room i hope they have the big full mirrors like john lewis

 

[Stretchit]

Seeing woman in skimpy bikinis and it’s all fine to have everything on display but when they’re dressed normally they don’t flash their panties.

 

[Firefly]

Replacing a dead pet

 

[Firefly]

And then an extension to that, replacing a child's dead pet before they notice that it's dead.

 

[Chump1]

Doing a taste test between Freddo and cdm to prove they did change the recipe when taken over by the yanks and needing many many goes to confirm Cadburygate.

 

[Chump1]

Indulging the grandchildren with large glass of coke and crispy crème doughnuts just before they are due to go back home to daughter

 

[Chump1]

Watching a tearjerker film in the dark: epic cartoon film grave of the fireflies (1988) comes to mind