What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Juxtaposed]

This is the mixed naked yoga class, where is your yoga mat?

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

My yoga is with me always, and stop calling me Mat!

 

[VicBhouy]

Shall we have sex after yoga… it will make us as one?

 

[Juxtaposed]

Sorry for doubting Shirley, but I think the pate tasting event is next door

 

[VicBhouy]

Isn’t next door the whore?

 

[Chump]

Are you the poet laureate?

 

[Walks]

You could have at least dressed to match

 

[VicBhouy]

Should I dress to match her snatch?

 

[Chump]

Collar and cuffs matching?

 

[Juxtaposed]

It's unlike me to be but I was almost jealous.. I'm going to put the kettle on, fancy a cuppa?

 

[VicBhouy]

Mug?

 

[Juxtaposed]

tea, milk no sugar please x

Just the way I like it, coming right up

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

Ah is there something brewing?

 

[Juxtaposed]

As Timothy Taylor says:

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

Did you bring a bottle opener?

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

Jusht a liddle one….

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

3 minutes? That’s nearly 2 bottles!

 

[WestSussexGuy51]

I say
I say
I say

Are you going to b standing watching
Or you coming to join in...

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

I didn't realise it was a bring a bottle party: will this firkin do?

 

[Digler1984]

This is exactly what it looks like...