What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[VicBhouy]

I’ll make room for you, you foxy thing

 

[Chump]

No but space on my lap for an examination
Both pressed at the same time
Thread: I’ll withdraw then

 

[VicBhouy]

Say aaaahhhhhhh

 

[VicBhouy]

Let me just touch you there.

 

[phizzbomb]

Hey u hard?

 

[VicBhouy]

No, but I can handle myself if I need to.

 

[VicBhouy]

Only on really cold nights.

 

[WestSussexGuy51]

Here have my old but working
Heater
Now please close the door...
I'm in the middle of something Important

 

[Walks]

Are you the one eyed snake charmer?

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

That’s a cute asp you have

 

[Ana-marie]

Oh gosh its the invisible man

 

[Justbrowsingabit]

Ah yes it does that

 

[RedKnight99]

Leave Pennywise outside please.

 

[RedKnight99]

I would say female and human personally.

 

[Juxtaposed]

What? This is always how I fix my punctured innertubes

 

[Juxtaposed]

Are you just passing through or have you got time?

 

[Juxtaposed]

I do enjoy receiving mail, sadly the mail I mostly received were from men mistaking me as a woman on my old profile or men trying to tempt me on this one. My mailbox is always open to nice, kind ladies.

 

[WestSussexGuy51]

I say
I say
I say
Ole chap...
Do you mind awfully
Closing the door...

 

[Juxtaposed]

My mistake, I'm in room number 9 not 6. Carry on.

 

[VicBhouy]

What the fuck are you doing?