What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Carollo]

How deep?

 

[Jj2089]

How deep does it go

 

[VicBhouy]

Er… er… I wasn’t wanking!

 

[ciaran88]

It's a helicopter!!

 

[Stretchit]

^^^ This reminded me of a time...

What I would say?

Just practicing for the talent show

 

[GH2024]

'That's one way to keep the flies off the food...'

 

[Firefly]

Oh f*** off, gravity effects all of us some day

 

[ciaran88]

My xylophone stick broke

 

[Firefly]

Are you the masseuse?

 

[VicBhouy]

No.

Are you a Capricorn?

 

[GH2024]

You're a celebrity, ever appeared on 'Big Brother'...?

 

[ciaran88]

Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal *twirls it around*

 

[Hopetoimpress91]

Oh hey there… hopefully you can fix my curtains up in my bedroom for me… I’m sure I can repay you in some way xx

 

[Firefly]

You're late
I'm not impressed.

 

[VicBhouy]

I would never be late Firefly… not for you!

Back on track…

… Bon sour!

 

[Jj2089]

Wait what where I’m I

 

[ciaran88]

It's okay, I heard your clock is broken. If I just lay down in sun we should be able to work out the time based on the shadow.

 

[Carollo]

Tea?

 

[ciaran88]

One lump or two...

 

[headgush58]

Love some