What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Rightdangle1]

Are you sleepwalking?

 

[Amelia24]

Hey do you mind I’m naked here ….why have you walked in here naked

 

[Rightdangle1]

Sorry I was sleepwalking, awake now though...

 

[VicBhouy]

I’m freezing… I have been naked for ages -I thought you’d never get here!

 

[ciaran88]

Wait, don't go... I can make it moonwalk like Michael Jackson!

 

[Carollo]

Did you bring your hair clippers?

 

[GH2024]

Who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen?

 

[ciaran88]

Lightning ain't the only thing that flashes

 

[Carollo]

I’ve seen one before

 

[Alise]

Didn't know you were coming over, cuppa tea?

 

[ciaran88]

Oh damn, I didn't even know THAT could blush

 

[Alise]

I said it was a birthsuit party, but thank you for the cake.

 

[hard8incher]

Now that we’re both awake, let’s add cock tails to the party

 

[Blue_eyes]

I would ask do you like what you see then

 

[Jj2089]

Is it Milk and two sugars

 

[Alise]

For fucks sake, you forgot the biscuits.

 

[VicBhouy]

Well in that case shall I fill your cookie jar?

 

[hard8incher]

Or would you prefer a different kind of cream?

 

[Carollo]

I don’t think I could take that much

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Surely you could take this much?