What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Firefly]

Snuggle bunny! How was your trip? Did you get me anything?

 

[Ste1972]

Here's that bear hug I promised ya

 

[Enigma47]

Bears? Here’s a salmon for Steve

 

[Ste1972]

Gimme 5 minutes I'll be dressed and ready for the pub

 

[Firefly]

I said 5 minutes. Hold your horses.

 

[Hobbity]

where did you put your lacy knickers I've been through your drawers and all I could find are these big pants

 

[Firefly]

are you wearing my granny panties...those are for Aunt Flo visits only.

 

[Snoopy05]

Oh I’m sorry , and yes it is a bit cold in here …

 

[Firefly]

I like the cold. Look! Goosebumps.

 

[Ste1972]

Oh you made it here

 

[shambles925]

Have you been watching Mannequin again?

 

[shambles925]

Top of the afternoon to ye!

 

[Digler1984]

I'll be top if you're bottom...

 

[Firefly]

I had a little accident.

 

[Chandos]

Sorry, it's a little cold in here.

 

[Bigkingdongxx]

I'd ask where did you get that shirt from

 

[Mikehock]

I’d say this is what a mans cock looks like

 

[Digler1984]

I'd ask where did you get that shirt from

At least he has a shirt

 

[Mikehock]

Well mine was just torn off in a sexual frenzy

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Here’s the business card for ptsd counsellor sorry