What would you say if the above user walked in and saw you naked?

[Firefly]

Come. Sit down. tell me about it…

 

[VIP]

Why are you wet it's not Wednesday

 

[Firefly]

Apparently you haven't noticed the mirror yet

 

[Ste1972]

Goooooooood morning gorgeous

 

[Firefly]

Is it time to tango yet?

 

[Ste1972]

I do love to dance

 

[SussexGuy47]

Did u Parp?????

 

[VIP]

Hi, can you pass me the towel please

 

[Firefly]

Can you pass me you please?

 

[VIP]

Come, rest your legs and sit yourself down on my lap

 

[Magicminx]

My bottom might be a bit wet

 

[Firefly]

I thought we only needed towels...

 

[Ste1972]

Towels are optional

 

[Firefly]

I choose the belly button war then.
Ready, steady go!

 

[VIP]

Lay down and think of England as I conquer every inch of you!

 

[Firefly]

Let me stamp your Member's Card.

 

[GodofThunder]

I like your shiny table

 

[Walks]

Damn I was expecting someone else

 

[Firefly]

not me?

 

[Walks]

Sorry it just does that when I see you