What made you say f*** today?

[Adie]

Rain coming in the cealing at work

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Running out of letraset vowels (got cfk)

 

[Shelt60]

3 years old grandson kneeing me in the groin

 

[BBW1986]

3 years old grandson kneeing me in the groin

Christ he's tall

 

[Shelt60]

Christ he's tall

I was sitting on sofa and you know how quick kids are and he jumped on me and his one knee got my balls

 

[TomTom1963]

When I realised it was time to go to work....

Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Bought some new boots and went for a long tab up in the hills yesterday. Got a blister on my heel and still 5 miles to go. Must be getting soft.

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Bought some kitkat chunky didn’t look properly. Who on gods good earth would even create them with peanut butter in. They are seriously in need of help. What the fcuk am I going to do with them. They’re staring at me in an evil way and I’ve got the munchies.
I’ve been booby trapped in my life but this takes the biscuit.

 

[Mae]

Knowing you’ve fucked up

 

[Deleted member 77355]

Boots sore bergen straps cutting what the fcuk tastes like victory

 

[Firefly]

I have no idea what that means. Sounds bad though.


Whoever it was who is making sand castles in my kitchen, f*** clean up after yourself.

Oh it was me…

 

[tristar]

Having to go to ikea

 

[Firefly]

nearly flattening a snake that wanted to cross the road as I slipped by on my road bike.

 

[Stiffernow]

Idiots that leave rubbish in public places so my dog cuts his paws

 

[Firefly]

I hope your puppy is okay and recovers soon.

Thread: the kitchen knife.

 

[Ifancyolder]

Sometimes it is a useful word, venting anger and frustration, showing awe and inspiration and oh so many other emotions.

So, what made you say fuck today?

Being fucking horny again at work

 

[Firefly]

realizing my shirt is on inside out

 

[Digler1984]

Two toffs took my outside table. I shouted F in public but tipped heavy x

 

[Shelt60]

Just had 2 weeks off holiday and knowing im in work next Tuesday

 

[Firefly]

just the thought of fucking periods.
they really do fucking suck sometimes