What made you say f*** today?

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It started pissing rain 2 minutes after I got in from a run...
fucker, i could have been running in the rain...instead of sweating like a thief in the night
 
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Seeing amount of work they put on me to make someones day easier....
 

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outcome from the night run...

also, sunscreen in my eyes.

also, a sailor and his cactus
 
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People who book meetings, extremely last minute and at absurd hours and then don't show up.
 

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Gumtree time wasters, especially when you’re giving stuff away, they engage in in depth dialogue, you go out of your way to accommodate, then the fuckers don’t turn up and all coms cease! Absolute fucking arseholes!
 

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Now why are you wearing sunscreen on a night run ? Am I Naive, maybe but you’ll need to explain the last one! ?
outcome from the night run was felt in the morning

sunscreen was for the Sunday spent at the beach

The sailor showed up and gave me a long and detailed tickle illustrated through the allegory of a cactus...i think you had to be there to get it...
 
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outcome from the night run was felt in the morning

sunscreen was for the Sunday spent at the beach

The sailor showed up and gave me a long and detailed tickle illustrated through the allegory of a cactus...i think you had to be there to get it...
Having to explain yourself lol?
 
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