What made you say f*** today?

[Ste1972]

hearing that Mercury is in retrograde

At least it's only appearing to be moving backwards and not being a renegade planet lol

 

[PaulNWUK45]

Fuck, not another day in work zzzz

 

[BBW1986]

Fuck, not another day in work zzzz

 

[BBW1986]

Realising @StanE offered a Nuru massage 5 days ago and I've only just seen it!!
Stan being my absolute inspiration on this site to be courageous and proud of who I am. Without a doubt I am a different person to before we became friends

 

[BritishRoleplayer]

The incompetence that I am surrounded by...

 

[Oldfitman]

That my mates spare room is so f*****g cosy and relaxing when I stay here.
And he has a duck down quilt, bliss.

 

[Firefly]

Facial sunscreen designed for white people
I wish I owned makeup…

 

[Bukowski]

Um I'm gonna need to borrow the adorable tiny motivational penguin and his little gesturing flippers....until the end of time!!

 

[BBW1986]

Um I'm gonna need to borrow the adorable tiny motivational penguin and his little gesturing flippers....until the end of time!!

Isn't he the cutest little thing!
Leave this one alone, I've awarded you your own x

 

[Bukowski]

Isn't he the cutest little thing!
Leave this one alone, I've awarded you your own x

Holy Fuck!! Thats just unreasonably cute!!

I will except this compromise.

For now...

 

[BBW1986]

Holy Fuck!! Thats just unreasonably cute!!

I will except this compromise.

For now...

For now?

You can't just wander up and take the things you want you know!
Paul needed the cute little guy, you just want him!

 

[BBW1986]

@BBW1986 made me drop the F-bomb more than once!

If this is what happens when I'm entirely honest then happens I ought to learn a white lie (or few?)

 

[Firefly]

trying to buy a turtleneck on the first of June...

 

[Firefly]

forgetting my toast

 

[Magicminx]

Car being blocked in and scrabbling over passenger side and gear knob lol

 

[Shywife]

Lost my last malteser somewhere under the duvet

 

[Jj2089]

Knowing I’m working the bank holidays

 

[Ste1972]

Lost my last malteser somewhere under the duvet

Need any help finding it?

 

[BBW1986]

Lost my last malteser somewhere under the duvet

If you don't find it tonight... whatever you do - don't forget in the morning or you'll have quite the surprise!!!!

 

[Shywife]

If you don't find it tonight... whatever you do - don't forget in the morning or you'll have quite the surprise!!!!

Don’t fret I’ll blame it on the cat