What made you say f*** today?

[GodofThunder]

People who don’t read your profile info, and try and chat to you when you‘ve made it quite clear what your sexual orientation is and why you’re on here grrrrr…..

 

[Mae]

Reads @GodofThunder profile info - would never have guessed - fuck lol

 

[Firefly]

What do you mean, there is no more marmalade?

 

[GodofThunder]

What do you mean, there is no more marmalade?

Firefly gives them the Paddington bear stare

 

[Mae]

Getting myself a chat ban - chuckles quietly

 

[Firefly]

My calves.

I am sorry calves. Please forgive me.

 

[GodofThunder]

Trying to take pics for here.
constantly listening out in case I get family member come downstairs and catch me half naked with trackies at my ankles,
or, can’t find a decent place to stand mob/iPad to get picture.
so, I end up having to hold it one handed and then I can’t reach the button (even with timer on),
losing the pose/framing as I use free hand to press button,
poor lighting,
seeing my eczema and thinking a: how many filters to hide that, b: who wants to see that? Ugh
losing erection by the time all of the above has happened
get horny, hard again and repeat all of the above and end up with a grainy found footage picture…..ffs

 

[Firefly]

Trying to take pics for here.
constantly listening out in case I get family member come downstairs and catch me half naked with trackies at my ankles,
or, can’t find a decent place to stand mob/iPad to get picture.
so, I end up having to hold it one handed and then I can’t reach the button (even with timer on),
losing the pose/framing as I use free hand to press button,
poor lighting,
seeing my eczema and thinking a: how many filters to hide that, b: who wants to see that? Ugh
losing erection by the time all of the above has happened
get horny, hard again and repeat all of the above and end up with a grainy found footage picture…..ffs

oh the trial and tribulations of keeping us happy and in pervy heaven. We thank you for your many fucks today ❤

 

[GodofThunder]

oh the trial and tribulations of keeping us happy and in pervy heaven. We thank you for your many fucks today ❤

And thank you for your studio quality pics and awesome bod x

 

[Mae]

Realising your’re missing someone

 

[Ripmo]

Realising your’re missing someone

Hello? Is it me your looking for? - Lionel Ritchie

 

[Mae]

Hello? Is it me your looking for? - Lionel Ritchie

Not Lionel but close - lol

 

[Mae]

24 hours in a day - 3 days - fuck

 

[GodofThunder]

Since getting over covid, I keep getting splitting headaches across my forehead. Always approx 2:30pm for about an hour. Fuck, fuck it, fuckitty fuck, splitting, fizzing, lip tensing, skull crushing, argh, Pepsi.. I mean fuck

 

[GodofThunder]

Me too but haven’t really linked it to Covid

Muscle cramps at slightest exertion as well, again since having covid

 

[Mae]

thinking is It Wednesday yet? Fuck

 

[PaulNWUK45]

Back to Work !

 

[Mae]

Less than 24 hours to Tulsa… Less than 24 hours from your arms

 

[Ripmo]

Realising I need to take some more pics for tomorrow's wet Wednesdays thread......

Any requests?

 

[BritishRoleplayer]

Fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk