Weirdest/dirtiest thing or way you’ve masturbated ?

[Horneymale23uk]

What’s the weirdest or dirty it’s way you’ve masturbated? I’ve used banana’s put them in my ass(I was curious) and wanked using the skin which felt surprisingly good!!

 

[AuntyJayne]

In 1975 I was made to masturbate with a jewelled crucifix , a la The Exorcist. The guys, 5 in total, all in their 50's, with some of their wives and partners, watched, wanking their members as I came three or four times. After my final orgasm they all fucked me and the women ate me out.
It was my first time of being a "sex show" for older guys, though it wouldn't be the last.

 

[IncognitoSCN]

In 1975 I was made to masturbate with a jewelled crucifix , a la The Exorcist. The guys, 5 in total, all in their 50's, with some of their wives and partners, watched, wanking their members as I came three or four times. After my final orgasm they all fucked me and the women ate me out.
It was my first time of being a "sex show" for older guys, though it wouldn't be the last.

Good God woman was that you... ah great times and memories.. sadly no one is ever going to top your story and so youv peeked to soon and ruined this thread lmao..
Well done x A*

 

[SizequeenSara]

Used the pringles can after finishing off the sour cream flavour

 

[fun_cornish_slut]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

 

[LoveToMeet]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

No judgement here...did you enjoy it?

 

[fun_cornish_slut]

No judgement here...did you enjoy it?

I absolutely loved it yes

 

[dazza752012]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

Where did you find it & how did you know she had it ??

 

[fun_cornish_slut]

Where did you find it & how did you know she had it ??

I didn't, i was looking for deodorant and she'd told me it was in a draw and i obviously opened the wrong draw..whoops!

 

[dazza752012]

I didn't, i was looking for deodorant and she'd told me it was in a draw and i obviously opened the wrong draw..whoops!

That old chestnut x x hope you cleaned it x x

 

[Adirtybuilder]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

Filthy bitch

 

[SussexGuy47]

Where did you find it & how did you know she had it ??

Who did u think of
Or what when Using ???

 

[fun_cornish_slut]

I think my main thought was "oh my god I'm using a dildo!"

 

[cumguzzlingsissy76]

I once masturbated with the neck of a bottle in my arse in the middle of a guys living room while he and his wife watched. He then fucked me while I ate her pussy.

 

[GoonerGrazzo]

once at my friends house i went upstairs to use the toilet & saw one of his mums thongs hanging on the radiator sooooo i took one of the biggest risks of my life by grabbing it, getting into her bed, wrapping it round my dick & wanking into it.

thankfully nobody came upstairs or idk how i was gonna explain any of that

 

[Donutglazer]

Had one of those vibrating cock ring things, but the silicone broke, stuck the vibrating egg up my arse and cracked one off

 

[Springy]

Not sure if this is common or not but I love to cum with a 6 inch silicone sounder fully inserted. Makes the orgasm more intense when you block the exit lol

 

[Pussyeatpussy]

Don't judge me, but I've used my step mum's dildo!

Moms dildo legs spread wide pussy getting ate by a MILF

 

[loveithard]

I absolutely loved it yes

not just after she had used it??? x

 

[Sophe]

I’ve used many things such as my boyfriends PS4 controller, my mums dildo I found in her draw, deodorant can, fake tan can, coke can, wine bottle, hair brush handle, my gear stick, and an open line bottle and the line bottle felt amazing as I was squirting the line onto my pussy, filling myself up