True or False

[Firefly]

True, written in Japanese translated into gibberish and back by chatgpt

Tnp has a poker face

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

True


TNP Appreciates a double entendre

 

[HardAnal]

Who doesn't like a bit of mental wordplay to stimulate themselves with.

TNP makes sure they have meat and two veg on their plate

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False, I'm VEGAN - surely I have mentioned this???

*mental note to mention this on all future postings*


TNP Loves generalizatons

 

[bigtallguy]

False - things can never be too general

TNP likes sweet over savoury

 

[RedKnight99]

False

TNP has a repetitive diet.

 

[Jenny88x]

False.
The next poster has masturbated in the last hour

 

[Walks]

False

TNP can't get through the day without masturbating

 

[Walks]

Unfortunately false

TNP has a go to fantasy to masturbate to

 

[Firefly]

Hmmm...maybe true, come to think of it

The next poster prefers air-sex to masturbation

 

[bigtallguy]

False - prefer some touching me

TNP has orgasmed this morning

 

[bigtallguy]

True - but not great at it

TNP likes eating al fresco

 

[YorkshireGent]

True.. bloody love eating, so cooking is important.

TNP - eats out at least once a week.

 

[bigtallguy]

False - prefer to cook myself

TNP has a specialty in the kitchen

 

[RedKnight99]

False, I'm fairly well rounded.

TNP always burns toast.

 

[bigtallguy]

False my toaster burns the toast

TNP scrapes off the burnt bits

 

[Walks]

Prefer my toast to be more like warm bread so gets nowhere near having burnt bits

TNP has marmalade on their toast

 

[YorkshireGent]

False

TNP usually skips breakfast

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False - this morning I had grapes


TNP tries to have a healthy breakfast

 

[HardAnal]

Of course... Coffee and Porn is healthy isn't it?

TNP has lost track of their 'magic number'