True or False

[bigtallguy]

False - I couldn't put anyone through that

TNP has trimmed/shaved for a private picture

 

[HardAnal]

I've had a haircut recently, I no longer look like a caveman i'll have you know

TNP has gone shopping at a supermarket purely looking for things they can use as sex toys

 

[bigtallguy]

False - Food is too important

TNP always makes a shopping list

 

[Koala]

False - which makes me forget half of what I was supposed to buy, yet buy a lot of other crap

Tnp finds themself suddenly disgusted by a british comedian, the poor sod.

 

[bigtallguy]

True

TNP has a favourite sitcom

 

[bigtallguy]

False - too much

TNP prefers to be outside

 

[HardAnal]

I don't even own one.. (A TV)
And yes, I love being outside in nature. For various reasons...

TNP has a drawer full of batteries 'just in case'...

 

[bigtallguy]

True - never know when things run out of juice

TNP has a secret hiding place for naughty things

 

[bigtallguy]

True - got to do something with morning glory

TNP has had a threesome

 

[Koala]

False Im rather unexperienced I guess
Tnp is demisexual

 

[YorkshireGent]

True, compared to many. Though false compared to others.

TNP has never used the word get as an insult. Eg 'you stupid get!'

 

[Koala]

True, did I miss out of something?
Tnp can sometimes be scared of the sexual things in here

 

[RedKnight99]

False

TNP wishes it would get more extreme around here.

 

[HardAnal]

Depends what you mean by extreme. Intense? Sure...

TNP has a secret desire that no one knows

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Many




TNP Is an open book

 

[Firefly]

True, written in Japanese translated into gibberish and back by chatgpt

Tnp has a poker face

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

True


TNP Appreciates a double entendre

 

[HardAnal]

Who doesn't like a bit of mental wordplay to stimulate themselves with.

TNP makes sure they have meat and two veg on their plate

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False, I'm VEGAN - surely I have mentioned this???

*mental note to mention this on all future postings*


TNP Loves generalizatons

 

[bigtallguy]

False - things can never be too general

TNP likes sweet over savoury