True or False

[YorkshireGent]

Where's JessYorks?

No good asking me mate. Where is she?

 

[Bullseye57]

No good asking me mate. Where is she?

Lol, it was just a thought. I can merely imagine. I'll have a go instead, lol

False - looks like I'm chewing a mouth full of chillis, lol

TNP is double jointed

 

[RedKnight99]

False

TNP is ambidextrous

 

[Koala]

False
Tnp is leaving

 

[Koala]

True.

TNP has a truly fabulous cum face.

False

TNP makes noise when they cum

Oddly enough, this reminds me of a guy and two of his circle jerking monkeys.
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True, I think.
@HardAnal
Do you feel responsible?

Spoiler

and do you like bread?

 

[HardAnal]

Oddly enough, this reminds me of a guy and two of his circle jerking monkeys.
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True, I think.
@HardAnal
Do you feel responsible?

Spoiler

and do you like bread?

True, bread is lovely... Yes, I'm probably responsible too.. What an arse I am..

TNP used butter once...

 

[Koala]

False but there's butter in my veins.

What an arse I am..

Unquestionably, but I still kinda luv ya

Tnp thinks butter is a necessity even when dieting

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Baah - Grumpy doesn't care!


TNP cares about their impact on others

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Isn't that a different thread?


TNP appreciates discretion

 

[Bullseye57]

Always

TNP adores anal

 

[HardAnal]

That'll be me

TNP Can't go a day without an orgasm

 

[Koala]

False

Tnp finds pleasing other people's butt holes exhausting

 

[bigtallguy]

False, but maybe with time

TNP is easily distracted

 

[HardAnal]

Yes I am easily di......... wow, check out the bum on her...

TNP has tried it with vegetables

 

[Koala]

So right now I'm sitting on a train giggling while reading what you very crazy people write xxx

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False I like meat.
Tnp is sexually attracted to both men and women

 

[Mouth]

False
Tnp has mastubated at work

 

[Bullseye57]

False - I have somebody do it for me

TNP has masturbated on a train ( Koala?)

 

[Bullseye57]

True - that was the general aim

TNP has been tied to a tree in a forest...blindfolded

 

[HardAnal]

Yes I do fear lice.. for good reason. No one wants itchy bollocks

TNP has no safeword

 

[RedKnight99]

True

TNP has a safeword but never used it.