True or False

[Walks]

If only there was someone to tuck me in

TNP has been watching Britain's got talent

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Not for a while yet.


TNP Can remember their dreams the next morning

 

[Walks]

Sometimes and they are usually the most bizarre but often forget quickl

TNP has a night cap before bed

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False - I do well to sleep through without having to nip to the little boy's room even without one.



TNP realises it (the above) will come to them too!

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

False, already there, have been for years, 3 hrs unbroken a luxury.

TNP (presumingly having XX chromosomes) is glad they'll never have prostate issues.

 

[Koala]

True

Tnp is vegan

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False - but I have immense respect for those who are.


TNP has built up, over the years, a good knowledge of the impact what they consume has on their stools
(probably best not to expand on your answer to this one)

 

[MassageHands]

What was the last question? I may have been if I'd have known what the last question was.

Tnp understands what I mean

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False


Tnp Tries to do at least one good turn every day

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

I didn't know - ended up having a ridiculously overpriced sandwich from a Tesco local (having taken the time to come off the M6 to avoid paying Service Station prices)

I know what I'm having for Tea ('tea' is what we Northern Monkey's call Dinner)


TNP is looking forward to their tea

 

[Walks]

False, had it much earlier

TNP is ready for bed

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False - just had a nap.


TNP Loves Mondays

 

[RedKnight99]

False, and they're even worse when they are the first working day of the month.

TNP has no work tomorrow.

 

[Walks]

True

TNP has never broken a bone in their life

 

[RedKnight99]

True

TNP has broken someone elses bone.

 

[Walks]

False

TNP has been in a fight

 

[RedKnight99]

True

TNP has spent a night (or more) in a cell.

 

[Walks]

False

TNP has been in the armed forces

 

[RedKnight99]

False

TNP agrees with National Service

 

[Walks]

As its past me by probably wouldn't be the worst idea

TNP has shot a gun