True or False

[GrumpyOldishMan]

False


TNP didn't take 2 days to twig what the '404' reference was all about



*goes and stands in the corner wearing a dunce's hat*

 

[YorkshireGent]

True.

TNP doesn't like rollercoasters.

 

[Chump1]

Strangely for someone who jumped out of planes no they make me chunder
TNP likes to spoon first thing in the morning

 

[Firefly]

False. I'm more of an evening Spooner.

TNP likes boiled eggs

 

[Chump1]

Yes
TNP has a bum like two poached eggs in a silk handkerchief

 

[Firefly]

Soggy? False.

Tnp would like a bit more milk in their coffee today

 

[Chump1]

False thinking more like a courvoisier shot just now
TNP would like to have a soldier on hand to dip their egg in?

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

While grateful for your service ....... FALSE!


TNP prefers a spicy dip

 

[Calazviel]

True

TNP prefers being bare foot?

 

[Firefly]

True.

Tnp likes slimy foods

 

[Stiffernow]

False *boke*

TNP has a weird hobby

 

[Walks]

False

TNP will watch the end of the Premier league season tomorrow

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

False: my team will lose, their opponents will remain in the top three (I like them too, have since the sixties) and my team will remain slightly below mid table, roll on VAR being kicked into touch.

TNP also thinks VAR is not fit for purpose as used in the UK

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

True.
We seem to have taken what is basically a good idea - and then applied it in a manner that would make Sir Humphrey Appleby proud.


TNP agrees that cheats shouldn't keep their titles



(takes cover)

 

[Firefly]

basically true. I dunno though, sometimes, II'll allow it...cheating that is.

TNP is itchy

 

[YorkshireGent]

False.

TNP is hungry

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Insatiably.

TNP isn't thinking about food when reading the above

 

[Koala]

False I'm always thinking about food.
Tnp has never been on a diet

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

True
(natually athletic)


TNP is thinking about going on a diet

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

It's all in the persona (imho) - if a women truly believes her boobs are sexy - then we (men) sense it - and, indisputably, they are.


TNP can spot fake designer clothes a mile off