True or False

[Koala]

False

Tnp doesn't bother to go to the hairdresser/barber but cuts their own hair

 

[Firefly]

True. Or I leave it up to my hormones to just tell the lot to fuck off. I honestly believed monthly shedding was about uteruses and shit...

TNP is jealous of whoever is getting insulted by the Koala bear.

 

[YorkshireGent]

True!! So long as I don't need a wee.

TNP loves having the small of their back caressed.

 

[YorkshireGent]

True.
TNP gets embarrassed easily.

 

[Firefly]

False.
edit: true....probably

TNP is growing strawberries

 

[Firefly]

A little bit. More as a science experiment than any sort of self-sufficiency.

TNP feeds that local wildlife

 

[YorkshireGent]

True

TNP has rescued a wild creature.

 

[Firefly]

A few.
Not in the nursing it back to health with oatmeal and warm towels sorts...but flipping the odd turtle, untangling some fish, catching a baby squirrel that believed it could fly and then promptly putting it on the ground...sort of rescues

TNP needs a new toothbrush

 

[YorkshireGent]

False (I have about 5 brush heads unused from Amazon)

TNP - uses roll on deodorant

 

[GrumpyOldishMan]

Not since I grew hair under my arms.

(so a couple of years now)


TNP Loves the great smell of Brut

 

[YorkshireGent]

True
TNP has no allergies

 

[Beasty220]

False

TNP has baked a cake in the last week

 

[YorkshireGent]

False. (Though I have just eaten a muffin)

TNP has never broken a bone.

 

[Koala]

False
Tnp wears a suit for job

 

[nobby700]

False (retired)

Is most comfy in jeans and t-shirt

 

[TravellingBlue]

False

Tnp hopes thunder clouds pass over to reveal the aurora tonight

 

[TravellingBlue]

False...i don't really get it.

Tnp wishes there was no work tomorrow

 

[Beasty220]

True

TNP has cheated on their partner

 

[Koala]

False

Tnp is married

 

[YorkshireGent]

True

TNP has never been married.