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Stonywil78

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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You sound like fun to me. So you like Symphonic metal?
 

Jamesbigone

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Wow stunning
 
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DerekBrand

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Most detailed bio yet !
 
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Secretliaisons1969

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Very good introduction. It's good to have someone who writes well & expresses herself with such honesty & openness.
I'd love to talk to you sometime & would enjoy having my head bitten off by you...lol
I flirted with the goth scene in the 90s.
Used to love The Cult & the Sisters of Mercy. Now the only goths I ever see these days are on bi annual Whitby weekends.
PM me.
X
 

Parkey92

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Brilliant introduction and amazing pic lovr the ink xx
 

Jamesbigone

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Wow stunning wana chat pm me
 
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Robbie78

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Hahaha, that a fucking amazing introduction and also a really nice tatt.
 

z00t

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Hahaa! I liked reading that. Made me chuckle.
:)
 

Ollie090

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Hey, u seem really down to earth. Cool that u play hearthstone... u play anything else. Would love to get to know u. Message me back!
 
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Wanted

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Well this was an eye opener .
Was just about to write my intro , pretty generic standard stuff , read this one and Christ I’ll definitely need to try harder lol .
Love the pic as well
 

Dave3602

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Hi there nice to meet you. Hope you find what you are looking for
 
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Just

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Ripe as fuck. DM me. Luv to cum n play with you . Just x
 

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I like , u know where stand at all times with a good honest lady , n ya sexy goth princess thing u got going on is sexually moreish x
 
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Tomuk

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Hello and welcome dear lady. I reckon you'll give the lads in here a bloody good run fir their money!!! Lol. Lovely pic, gorgeous profile.

Treat em mean, keep em keen Goth.
Kind regards.

Tom
 
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MarkEd

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Jesus... I just wanna fuck and not read(I didn't) your life story or war and peace.

I love all the muppets on here pretending that shit is so intellectual, meaning when all their 2 brain cells and dribbling mouths are staring at your tits thinking...fuck me or I'm wanking and crying myself to sleep tonight(including me).. its a fuck get on with fucking.
 

Lucimstargent

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Almost felt like a interview reading that your hired you tick every box twice but welcome and have fun x
 
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Markkyboy

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Sounds like you don't take any crap matey! Nice one,keep your guard up :)
 

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

View attachment 6437[/QUOTlookong hot, love the ink
 

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I'd say I'm not normally that rude, but if I don't sound super-aggressive like half the time, be worried because it means I don't like you (unless I actually mean it). Put most of the about me into my profile, since people who will look past boobies and thighs will actually go there first if they really care about knowing me. It'll come across to most people at first as an attitude problem, it has done on all of Cozzi's previous sites, but once you get to know me you might simply write me off as "she's alright, just a bit of a cunt". Don't let the personality fool you though, I'm generally affectionate and loving on the inside and will look after you if I like you, but if you tell anyone else this I'll lie. Usually prefer to talk in main room, always have done. But 9 times out of 10 will be about as unresponsive as Anne Frank's grave because I'll probably be playing Hearthstone or something (if you're young enough to know what this is, you may have my battletag and play with me, and if you can beat any of my decks, then we can play in a different way) That's about it for me really, much love xoxo.


Apparently this shit kinda matters so I'll leave this here too:
Name: If you can manage to get me to PM you back, I might tell you.
Age: 26
Nationality: British. Ethnically Swedish, Dutch, Irish, French, Australian and Japanese, but mostly just Swedish, Irish and Dutch.
Location: Surrey (If I like you, I might narrow it down)
Interests: Extremely loud, annoying music (but will drive to Smooth Radio if I don't feel like speeding), sex (obviously), goth culture/fashion, festivals, my own butt, occasional amateur modelling (see: my own butt)
Height: 5 ft 4 (reasonably small human)
Titties: 32c (If you want D cups, just let me know and I'll take one for the thot team and squeeze them together like Snapchat girls do)
Hair color: Naturally it's brown, usually dyed purple or blue

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Wow
 
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