Sexy Pickup Lines

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  1. ShannonOrla

    ShannonOrla UKChat Familiar

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    What would be some of the sexiest pickup lines that you've used on a potential fuck mate?

    Expecting better than
    I am an astronaut and my next mission is Uranus


    Lol! Looking for some sexy and funny ones to beat the Monday blues
     
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    You know youe body is 70% water....? I'm very thirsty

    Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back
     
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    Pmsl xx
     
  4. ShannonOrla

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    Hahaha.... Nice one :)
     
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    I once said to a gorgeous lady in London " you're that beautiful i would eat your poo " expecting a slap as she turned round she said "why thank you" 3hrs later we were at it like a couple of stray dogs..lol..xx
     
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    Some people call me a Sexually Attractive Male, but you can call me Sam for short ;)
     
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  9. ShannonOrla

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    Nice one ;)
     
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    I've lost my teddy can I cuddle you tonight?
     
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    Nice
     
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    Hey I wondering you could help me see i have this large swelling in my pants and was hoping you can help me make it go down
     
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    Unfortunately not a doctor ;)
     
  15. HornyDevilNW

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    Is that a mirror in your knickers, because I can see myself down there.
     
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    Go ahead call the police...see who comes first.

    There will only be 7 planets in the solar system after I've destroyed Uranus.
     
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  17. ShannonOrla

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    Since when do police look for lost planets?
     
  18. HornyDevilNW

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    Lol. They are 2 separate lines, just posted them both togethet
     
  19. ShannonOrla

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    Haha!
     
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    Would you rather meet an average looking guy and have the best sex of your life OR meet a gorgeous hunk and have an average sex life?

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    Introduce yourself.
     

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