Questions?

[Walks]

Are you trying to wind me up?

 

[Just-me]

Are you a clock?

 

[Walks]

Did you mean to put the L in there?

 

[Just-me]

There isn’t a L in there?

 

[Walks]

Are you questioning my eyesight?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Can you read this?

 

[Supernova]

Is this an eye test?

 

[Laidbackhorizontal]

Who said that?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Say again?

 

[Walks]

Say what?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Can you not just say what you mean?

 

[Supernova]

What do you mean?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Is it better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?

 

[Supernova]

Are slings and arrows just old school?

 

[Walks]

has someone broken their collarbone?

 

[Supernova]

Is there only one of them?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Surely there can never ever be only one of them: one seems to indicate uniqueness, whilst them is plural, am I not right in thinking plural indicates more than one?

 

[Just-me]

I had one but the wheel fell off, do you have spares?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Do we need to talk about the Spare: at present heir + 3 before you even get to the Spare?!

 

[Just-me]

Nope lost me there, not got a clue?