Questions?

[Walks]

Do the questions have to be this deep?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

How wide is the sky?

 

[Just-me]

Why would anyone want to know that?

 

[Walks]

How deep is your love?

 

[Just-me]

Are you a Bee Gee?

 

[Walks]

Can't sing that high, unless you want to kick me in the balls?

 

[Just-me]

Is that an offer?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Why do baritones rarely get the best bits of the librettos?

 

[Just-me]

How much are butter beans in Tesco?

 

[Walks]

Are there margarine beans too?

 

[Just-me]

Is that more of a has bean?

 

[Walks]

Are beans just extra long peas?

 

[dicusdiminutivus]

Do beans not exist so that accountants can count them?

 

[Walks]

Have you heard the one about how an accountant deals with constipation?

 

[Just-me]

Does he work it out with a pencil?

 

[Walks]

Would a pen work better?

 

[Just-me]

Wouldn’t that leave a stain?

 

[Walks]

Would it be a reminder to not do it again?

 

[Just-me]

Then how would it work out?

 

[Just-me]

Has everyone left the party?