Most audacious place you’ve had a wank (M or F)

[GamerGuy]

I once knocked one out in church during a funeral while my mum and gran were sat either side of me

 

[Blueeyes82]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

When I was a teen I used to wank over the page 3 girls in the Sun newspaper. I’d get ready for school and while mum and sister were upstairs I’d wank in the living room.

Another time…we had cable tv and there was a program called Live TV late at night, it was a mixture of things but always with tits out and sexual content. I was wanking over that one night but I must have fallen asleep because I woke up 2 hours later and still had my cock in my hand. No idea if anyone came down and saw me but from then I didn’t wank downstairs if I knew I was tired

 

[Kenbywater]

Pub car park…

 

[Gillydor]

I quite often have a good wank parked in a layby. In fact I am right now

Where are you

 

[HannahNew]

In my car while driving

 

[WestSussexGuy51]

In my car while driving

At what speed eh

 

[HannahNew]

At what speed eh

lots of different speeds. It is something I have done a few times

 

[WestSussexGuy51]

lots of different speeds. It is something I have done a few times

What speed is best eh

 

[Danewa]

I’m sitting in a cafe and managed to rub one out under the table while ogling the big titted barista who served me. (Talking G or H cup at least!)

Got me thinking where’s the most outrageous place you dirty lot have got yourself off?

Having one now while my mother in law is in the next room

 

[Clits69]

Just rubbed one out in the pub lol

 

[Danewa]

Just rubbed one out in the pub lol

Wish I could of helped

 

[SissyClarise]

In my car in sainsbury's car park

 

[M48London]

In my car while driving

I've had a blowy while driving. I was going so slow...

 

[DeeK21]

lots of different speeds. It is something I have done a few times

Would you let other drivers notice?

 

[HannahNew]

Would you let other drivers notice?

that is part of the thrill of it. The risk of getting noticed

 

[DeeK21]

that is part of the thrill of it. The risk of getting noticed

I’d most definitely respond

 

[JamesBenedetti]

In my car while driving

I concur with this!! Cheeky wank on a long drive… can’t beat it!!

 

[HannahNew]

I concur with this!! Cheeky wank on a long drive… can’t beat it!!

i totally agree. Such a thrill

 

[JamesBenedetti]

i totally agree. Such a thrill

But messy at times… but worth it. Longer the drive: the longer the fun.

 

[HannahNew]

But messy at times… but worth it. Longer the drive: the longer the fun.

yeah it can getting messy. I can squirt sometimes